Tuesday, July 16, 2013

an actual blog post...that's right dear friends, a little ditty! Read on!

Hello dear human mammal friends! Today was a day of wonder. I wondered what would happen and nothing happened because I spent it wondering. But of course, some days you find suck and some you don't.

What my little squishy brain would like to know is whether the amount of wonder has any bearing on what suck comes my way? Does the intensity of my wonder crush any fleeting moments of suck floating my way, on the count of its heaviness and potency of desire? Or is there little to be done about whether one encounters suck or not; am I to ever leave it to the will of LAWD? My, I think I am falling deep into a pondering pond...luckily I was born underwater and know a great deal of how to survive in liquid. But liquid thoughts, emotions, they require a squishy stamina, a strong metal filter to keep afloat. I'm afraid the best I can muster up would be a plastic equivalent. Hence, I must go now, to find myself something solid from which I can weave my thought sorter. So, that will be all for now...cheerio, dear friends!

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Squillet Stories: It's Raining Flesh HAS ARRIVED!!!

Oh Glory! The third adventure is here! Squillet Stories: It's Raining Flesh is packed full of hilarity, mystery and flesh falling from the sky. Hoorah! Just what you ordered to improve your reading collection! Get your copy today!

Friday, June 28, 2013

It's Raining Flesh very soon!!

Friends! 'Squillet Stories: It's Raining Flesh' is very soon to be released! Squilley's tentacles are waving with excrement...I mean EXCITEMENT! He's not all that fond of excrement and would be quite appalled at my getting those close relatives mixed up and around and the wrong way around.

In other news, 'like' him on facebook.com/SquilletVonSquillion because he gets lonely and crusty when he has few friends to jostle with. He does like jostling but not as much as thinking. He LOOOVES thinking. In the adventure that will follow It's Raining Flesh, he will share his adventures with Mr PigButt Worm, who helps him with thinking and making grand plans.

What a fleshy fellow he is! Be sure to look out for his new story!

Thursday, December 27, 2012


Don't forget to enter Squillet's competition to win FREE shipping on your next order! Entries close 30th December!!!! For your chance to win simply visitwww.squillet.com and tell Squillet how you have shared the spirit of Squillmas this year!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Squillet now in Polyester Books!!!

Squillet Stories: Squillet Tries to Drain a Whale is now available for purchase at Polyester Books in Fitzroy, Melbourne. Say hello to the friendly bookstore staff and purchase your copy today! Also check out the huge range of zines and other great indie books (they make great Xmas presents!)!

Friday, December 14, 2012

Merry Squillmas accepted into the iTunes store!

Joyous news friends! 'Squillet Stories: Merry Squillmas!' now joins 'Squillet Stories: Squillet Tries to Drain a Whale' in the iTunes bookstore!! Be sure to investigate and download Merry Squillmas FREE to your i Device!!

To view Merry Squillmas in the iTunes store visit 

To view Squillet Tries to Drain a Whale in the iTunes store visit http://itunes.apple.com/au/book/id580058652

Spread the joy of Squillmas!!

Saturday, December 8, 2012

FREE eBook for download! Merry Squillmas!!

Free eBook now available for download! Now how about that for a Squilly Squillmas?! Please pass on to friends and family and share the spirit of Squillmas!!